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Sunday, January 5, 2014

Hard Rock Harlots Series by Kendall Grey 

STRINGS (Book 1):
 
 
WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.


Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, "no strings attached" policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs "Shades" again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty's shocked to discover she knows the competition's new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he's the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty's Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren't the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they're bound to snap sooner or later.
 
Our 4 Star Review

WARNING the warning in the synopsis needed a warning!!!!!! Yes it is VERY accurate so reader beware.  This book is NOT suitable for younger readers.

This story is crude no two ways about it. Though if you can get past it the story there is good.

Letty wants to rock the world with her music, and she wants her world rocked while she's at it. When a birthday one night stand comes back to bite her in the butt. She has to decide what to do about it. Shades rocked her world, but she was supposed to forget him, not go on tour with him. Pushed together what craziness will they get into?

The language and sex is extreme so if that's not your style then DON'T go reading this book and then give it a bad rating just because it's not your style. If your good with that part then you'll enjoy the story as well. It's a difference type of romance and love story. It's about music and friendship. And of course raunchy steamy sex. It's fun, it's crazy, it's and intense read. Didn't scare you off yet? Go check it out.

BEATS (Book 2):

WARNING: BEATS is specially formulated for horn dogs, porn oglers, smut peddlers, BDSM junkies, M/M and M/M/F addicts, DP dabblers, body modification connoisseurs, and lovers of A2M backdoor sexy times. If you don't fall into these categories, can't stomach hot man-on-man action, or if you have no idea what the above acronyms mean, please back away from BEATS now. This isn't the book you're looking for. Failure to heed this warning could inadvertently throw unauthorized users into a persistent vegetative state, or at the very least, require administration of a defibrillator to the chest and/or groin area. Nobody wants that.

For months, shy drummer Jinx Hardwick has been silently crushing on her tall, dark, and scary bandmate, Toombs Badcock. Drawn to his frightening ink and scars, she yearns to uncover the shadowy secrets lurking behind his silver eyes, but Jinx is too intimidated to even look at him, let alone talk to him. When she stumbles upon Toombs and their manipulative lead guitarist Rax in a compromising position, Jinx realizes her chances of winning Toombs's heart aren't just a long shot--they're nonexistent. To make matters worse, Jinx's family needs her at home. She's about to back away fr
om it all--Toombs, the band, her dreams of fame and fortune--when Rax makes her an offer she can't refuse: a no-holds-barred night alone with Toombs. There's one small catch. She has to go through Rax to get it.
 
 
Our 4 Star Review

I already gave you a warning in the last review about the extremeness of this series, so if you've already read Strings you know weather or not you're ok with some of the things in this book.

That being said this one is a little different, not quite as crude but still would be considered out there for some people. Jinx's is a different kind of story still about finding your love and loving the music, but it's about what extremes you go through for the ones you love.

She might not feel it but Jinx is strong and she has the biggest heart, willing to do anything to make those around her happy even if it's at her expense. Loved the depth we got to see in the characters.


 
NOCTURNES (Book 3):

--contains 511 F-bombs, 81 well-endowed male chickens, 65 girl kitties, 58 Richard the Lessers, 10 C-U-Next-Tuesdays, and a plethora of other colorful words and phrases that would deafen your virginal mother's ears and make her bust out her "Shame on you!" finger. If you've been tuned in since the beginning of the Hard Rock Harlots series, you know the drill. The sex is extreme, the language is graphic, and the story is over the top. Prudes and under 18s need not apply.

WARNING: NOCTURNES addresses serious topics such as alcoholism, prostitution, and cheating. If you're looking for a barrel of laughs or sunshine and rainbows, this is NOT the book for you.

Rax Wrathbone is the dirty rock star you love to hate. The filthy fantasy slithering through your bed sheets. The serpent in your lady garden. The snake bite in your panties that keeps you sweating all night. He. Is. Sex.

And he's no good. For anyone.

After a nasty breakup with his best friend and their band's drummer, Rax

Rax's new adventures as an alcoholic, guitar-slashing one-man show are going along swimmingly until the only woman who's ever brought him to his knees shimmies down a pole back into his life. Eve doesn't abide excessive drinking, she has sex with strangers for a living, and she can't remember Rax's name to save her life.

She's perfect in every way.

Now, if he could just get sober long enough to forget his past and convince Eve he's worthy of her future
 
 
 
Our 4 Star Review

Rax's story and the only one told from two POV's. Just as intense as the other two books in this series, but with the added twist of Rax dealing with alcoholism.

After the screwed stuff he did to Jinx and Toombs Rax goes off the deep end. The only person getting through to him is stripper Lola. He met her in Florida so when he sees her again in New Orleans he's shocked, but he's also so drunk there's not much he can do especially when she doesn't even remember him.

Lola or Eve as is her real name is doing some horrible things for the sake of the money, she's fine with that until Rax comes in and screws things up for her.

Can their crazy messed up lives come together and find happiness or will they self-destruct?

Loved getting into Rax's mind and seeing why he did things a certain way. When Eve's pain and desire to do things so she can have a good life collide she has to decide what she really wants. Seeing her go through everything helps you really see her for who she is.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

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